12 июн. 2010 г.

Большая штука.
Молодой человек и девушка сидят рядом в парке:

The two sat quietly on the park bench and Sara liked it. If she sat perfectly still, neither him nor her could ruin the moment. He seemed to feel the change as well as they watched two squirrels bound in front of them.

The squirrels were adorable and brave, jumping close to Sara and David because they were motionless.

Sara wanted to comment on the Disney-style scene in front of them, but kept her words on the tip of her tongue, not wanting to spoil the quiet.

The two squirrels sat side by side, each a mirror of the other, turning acorns in their paws to munch on.

With their fuzzy faces and sweet, black eyes, they reminded Sara of exactly why she loved the park.

David sighed in contentment.

The male squirrel dropped his nut and jumped quickly behind the female squirrel.

Oh dear God! Don't do it. You horny little bastard!

The male squirrel refused to read Sara's mind and started climbing on the female squirrel.

Sara heard David's groan of disgust as the male began the motions of copulation.

Sara shook her head.

Fucking figures.

The tender new feeling between Sara and this handsome man were now spoiled with obscene visual of the hairy rodents humping.

David had to comment, "Wow. Squirrels usually engage in some sort of MATING dance." He looked around the park for other examples to prove his point. "Much like humans, they're attracted to the smell of the GENITALS and fancy tail motions."

Sara tried to figure out where she belonged in this conversation that he apparently thought was acceptable small talk. The obscene, public intercourse ended with one final, furry pump. The female never even dropped her nut.

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